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For the sake of myself being remembered by my short-term memory I write lines--overly non-sensical lines of random thoughts burning with pessimism, nauseous hopelessness, spoofable reflections, gibberish rants and sometimes retracting suicidal grains of food cravings, insane cursings... I don't write to be appreciated. My fiction deserves no attention. I type blank-spaced blahs of words, similar to forgetful lines if ever you are reading these words, forgive yourself on why the heck you've thought of browsing this page. You might feel depressed as I ponder my thoughts on my life... so you better exit now and save yourself from insanity. Bow.

Sheethead Queen
This is a blog written by the queen of Sheetheads. Wondering what that word means? Sheethead is a clay mineral powder which is used to absorb oil and grease from non-washable fabrics. Or maybe it means a head full of bright semi-shitty crappy ideas. Or maybe Sheethead doesn’t mean anything.

This blog is full-heartedly dedicated to Smokey’s hotdog, isaw, hematophobics, Master Splinter of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to people strangled by the Sheethead, to anti-posers, to the late Luis Taruc and other Pinoy liberalists and nationalists, to the Visayan nephew, to paranoid loving parents, to siblings and relatives, to Christian Bautista, to Iranians, to Quentin Tarantino, to UAAP fans who’ve mistaken this blog as their idols’ fan site, to the wondrous sights of the Philippines and of course, to YOU! YIHEE!

Quote for the day:
If you do not know who I am, maybe you do not know who I am.

Thus, I’ve crafted “Ten Magnificent Random Things You Should Know About Me.” Only 90% of this is authentic. 1 is a lie.

1. I am a 24 year old IT analyst in denial. I am an MIS graduate of the Ateneo de Manila University. I have been blogging since 2004 and developed my asthma while being bored with corporate life.
2. I am afraid of blood and roaches.
3. I am currently addicted to Damien Rice's, Up Dharma Down's and The Beatles' music.
4. I have mild amnesia and I am a fulfilled insomniac.
5. My dream is to be DOT's secretary someday.
6. I still dream of becoming a rockstar someday.br> 7. I crave for lobsters, isaw, kilawin, Meatshop's steak, more prawns, oyster, Lord Stow egg tart, Philadelphia cheesecake, aligue, calif maki, leche flan and tomato soup.
8. My knight will soon take me to Sagada, Mt. Pinatubo, Camiguin, Siquijor, Sorsogon, Siargao, Isabela and Sulu.
9. Horsebackriding was my passion. Surfing is my dream.
10. I love singing DJ Alvaro's songs on videoke.

Wishlist:

Condo in Makati, Canon EOS 40D, Wii, TV Stick Tuner for iMac, stone driller, Godfather original DVD, P.O.A dress, violet Chuckies, free one month massage, Kitkat, Choco Mallows, Lord Stow egg tart lifetime supply, JBL sound system, B Series MB, violet Samsonite luggage, gold Rolex watch, all expense-paid trip to Batanes, Tokyo, Mt. Pinatubo, New Zealand, Siargao, Marinduque, Guimaras, Swiss Alps, France, Himalayas, Africa

Book-o-rama Great Reads:

Alan Lightman, Nietzsche, Freud, Jessica Hagedorn, Randy David, Conrado de Quiros, Dave Eggers, JD Salinger, Mark Haddon, Lourd de Veyra, Doug Lansky, Michael Cunningham, Frank McCourt, Harper Lee, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Ramil Gulle, Bill Watterson, Roald Dahl, Nick Joaquin, Robert Fulghum, Neil Gaiman, Citiatlas

Music-worthy Lokals:
Dicta License, Up Dharma Down, Urban Dub, Sugarfree, Cynthia Alexander, Rivermaya, Radioactive Sago Project, P.O.T., Imago, Razorback, Wolfgang, Orange and Lemons, Brownbeat All Stars, Bamboo, The Bridge, Sugar Hiccups, Sheila and the Insects, Sponge Cola, Sandwich, Sponge Cola, Session Road, Kjwan, Kapatid, Barbie’s Cradle, The Teeth, Eraserheads, HYP, Joey Ayala, Gary Granada, Brownman Revival, True Faith, Side A, Parokya ni Edgar, Freestyle, South Border, Christian Bautista, Michael Cruz, Gary V.

Music-worthy Foreign Invasions:
Smashing Pumpkins, The BEATLES, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Damien Rice, Nirvana, Moonpools and Caterpillars, Aida Broadway, Foo Fighters, Oasis, 311, Our Lady Peace, Pearl Jam, Incubus, Deftones, System of A Down, Jars of Clay, Fra Lippo Lippi, Depeche Mode, The White Stripes, Janis Joplin, Boyz II Men, Silverchair, The White Stripes, Caetano Veloso, Tracy Chapman, No Doubt, Vertical Horizon, A Perfect Circle, Snow Patrol, Ne-yo, Regina Spektor, Keane, Sarah McLachlan, Ben Folds Five, Third Eye Blind, Usher, Live, Rage Against the Machine, Cold Play, Alanis Morisette, 50 Cent, Cranberries, Jewel, Tori Amos, Staind, Blur, Stevie Wonder, At The Drive-In, Nat King Cole, Goo Goo Dolls

Movie Mania
In The Mood For Love, Big Time!, Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros, Reality Bites, Legend of 1900, Gattaca, I am David, Endo, Juno, Kite Runner, Schindler's List, , Olivier, Olivier, Fight Club, City of God, Chungking Express, Cinema Paradiso, Malena, Children of Heaven, Children of Paradise, Primal Fear, American History X, Fahrenheit 9/11, Ganito Kami Noon, Paano Kayo Ngayon, Karnal, Fallen, Catch Me If You Can, Fallen Angels, La Jette, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros, The Crime of Padre Amarro, Legend of the Falls, In America, American Beauty, Snow Falling On Cedars, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Talk To Her, The Rainmaker, Seven, Life is Beautiful, My Best Friend's Wedding, Confessions of A Dangerous Mind, How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days, Kill Bill, Godfather 1, Motorcycle Diaries, Godfather 2, Closer, Mulan, Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Others, Practical Magic, Chocolat, The Matrix 1, Shrek, Monsters, Inc., Almost Famous, The Pianist, Girl Interrupted, Lost in Translation, Cider House Rules, Devil's Advocate, Dead Man Walking, Philadelphia, Citizen Kane, Not One Less, Minority Report, Sixth Sense, Big Fish, Kill Bill 2, Godfather 3, Artificial Intelligence, Killing Me Softly, Vertical Limit, L'Appartement, Au Revoir Les Enfantes, Osama, The Adaptation, Imelda, Queen Margot, American Rhapsody, La Vida Rosa, Before Sunset, Waking Life

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The Tale of Sweet Valley and Other Books
Being Boyfriendless at 20
Thoughts on Poverty
Death Wishes
Black Nazarene
Melanie Quotable Quotes
Quiapo
Reality Bit Me
My Metro Love Story Part 1
My Metro Love Story Part 2
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7 Corners Food Review
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A Wrong God?
Murder Cases sa Planetang Dynpro
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Ambitions
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Carbon Copy
Longing and Mundane Things
The Arrogance of Figures
Burst
Bloody 50++ jesus christs
Sadness
Para sa Araw ng Kakilig-kilig
Huli sa Gabi
Laging Wala, Wala
Buhay
Mud Despondency
An Overflowing Expression Of My Love
Black Hole Fiction
MMDA Adventure
My Insensitivity Triggered by melancholic thoughts
kuyakoy
Bolinao 1
Thoughts on the recurring question...
Divisoria, Tutuban and Espanya Rock!!!
lo's death anniv and my first driver's license

 

 




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Friday, May 16, 2008
Bulaga

George Jr on propeller George Jr on propeller

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Marahil mas nadarama natin ang ating pagiging buhay na buhay sa mga mumunting "Bulagaan" ng ating buhay. Mga pangyayaring bigla na lang susulpot-kabuti. Marami kang hindi inaasahang pangyayari ang nagaganap. Parang hulog ng langit (o hagis ng impyerno) na malaking bato na sumisigaw na "Huli ka  balbon! Bulaga!"

Minsan kapag pumapasok ako sa  gusali ng aming opisina,  habang pikit pa ang isang mata,  ngingitian ako ng  guwardiya , "Good morning Miss Bernadette!" Noong una niyang pagbati ay laking gulat ko, paano niya nalaman ang aking pangalan?! Ako ba talaga ang kanyang tinatawag? Bakit naman Bernadette. Sosmio! At ako ay gising na sa isang panaginip sa kadahilanang hindi mawari kung panaginip ba ang lahat ng ito. Bernadette ba talaga ang aking pangalan?! Ngingiti na lamang ako dahil maaalala ko iyong masungit na gwardya namin noong HS o kaya ung mala-robot na may stick na gwardya na parang laging may kutob sya na may bomba sa aking bag sa aking dating opisina.

Kahapon habang nakikipagdiskurso sa aking ka-opisina sa kanyang lugar, bigla na lang may humampas sa aking ulo. Napamura ako ng malakas! Bakit may bumato sa akin?! Iyon pala ay bumagsak ung mala-styrofoam ng aming kisame (?yun ba tawag dun?). At ako ang maswerteng nakasalo nito. Hahaha!

At sa kabagutan ng IT, minsan ay mga hindi talaga inaasahang pangyayari. Kagaya kahapon ng naka-"maximize" ang meebo.com ko, bigla na lang tumabi sa akin ang manager ko. "So Jasmine, how's it going?!" Nanlaki na naman ang aking mga mata habang sumisilip ang kanyang mga mata sa aking mga chat windows. Huli ka! At ako ay nabuhay sa kabagutan.

Isama na rin natin iyong mga pangyayaring bibilis ang indak ng ating mga puso. Noong isang araw, sa pagiging tunay na Pilipina kong mahilig sa shortcuts, muntik na akong ma-peligro. Dahil ako ay nagdouble lane sa u-turn at may katabi akong pulpol na hindi tumitingin, muntik na kaming magkabanggaan. Ilang cm na lang ay muntik nya nang kalabitin ang kakaayos lang na aking vroom vroom. Narinig ko ang malakas nyang sipa sa break. Buti na lamang... At ako po ay nanginig. Tsk tsk!

Mga biglaang lambing. Kamusta mula sa kaibigan. Napakaliit na pagtaas sa sweldo (na may kasamang mura). Pabaon ng mga magulang. Pagbalik ni Gabby Concepcion sa Pilipinas (hahaha). Nakatatakot na pagkausap ng isang Bumbay sa mall. Nakawiwindang na mga tanong ng iyong pamangkin. Pagkamatay bigla ng 5 malalaking koi na worth 50K na. Away-bati. Bagong masarap na pagkaing natikman. Pagbaha sa iyong bahay dahil sumabog ang bomba ng tubig. Pagka-hulog sa hagdanan.

"Oo buhay pa ko!"




Posted at 5/16/2008 2:24:03 pm by jazzthoughts

 

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