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For the sake of myself being remembered by my short-term memory I write lines--overly non-sensical lines of random thoughts burning with pessimism, nauseous hopelessness, spoofable reflections, gibberish rants and sometimes retracting suicidal grains of food cravings, insane cursings... I don't write to be appreciated. My fiction deserves no attention. I type blank-spaced blahs of words, similar to forgetful lines if ever you are reading these words, forgive yourself on why the heck you've thought of browsing this page. You might feel depressed as I ponder my thoughts on my life... so you better exit now and save yourself from insanity. Bow.

Sheethead Queen
This is a blog written by the queen of Sheetheads. Wondering what that word means? Sheethead is a clay mineral powder which is used to absorb oil and grease from non-washable fabrics. Or maybe it means a head full of bright semi-shitty crappy ideas. Or maybe Sheethead doesn’t mean anything.

This blog is full-heartedly dedicated to Smokey’s hotdog, isaw, hematophobics, Master Splinter of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to people strangled by the Sheethead, to anti-posers, to the late Luis Taruc and other Pinoy liberalists and nationalists, to the Visayan nephew, to paranoid loving parents, to siblings and relatives, to Christian Bautista, to Iranians, to Quentin Tarantino, to UAAP fans who’ve mistaken this blog as their idols’ fan site, to the wondrous sights of the Philippines and of course, to YOU! YIHEE!

Quote for the day:
If you do not know who I am, maybe you do not know who I am.

Thus, I’ve crafted “Ten Magnificent Random Things You Should Know About Me.” Only 90% of this is authentic. 1 is a lie.

1. I am a 24 year old IT analyst in denial. I am an MIS graduate of the Ateneo de Manila University. I have been blogging since 2004 and developed my asthma while being bored with corporate life.
2. I am afraid of blood and roaches.
3. I am currently addicted to Damien Rice's, Up Dharma Down's and The Beatles' music.
4. I have mild amnesia and I am a fulfilled insomniac.
5. My dream is to be DOT's secretary someday.
6. I still dream of becoming a rockstar someday.br> 7. I crave for lobsters, isaw, kilawin, Meatshop's steak, more prawns, oyster, Lord Stow egg tart, Philadelphia cheesecake, aligue, calif maki, leche flan and tomato soup.
8. My knight will soon take me to Sagada, Mt. Pinatubo, Camiguin, Siquijor, Sorsogon, Siargao, Isabela and Sulu.
9. Horsebackriding was my passion. Surfing is my dream.
10. I love singing DJ Alvaro's songs on videoke.

Wishlist:

Condo in Makati, Canon EOS 40D, Wii, TV Stick Tuner for iMac, stone driller, Godfather original DVD, P.O.A dress, violet Chuckies, free one month massage, Kitkat, Choco Mallows, Lord Stow egg tart lifetime supply, JBL sound system, B Series MB, violet Samsonite luggage, gold Rolex watch, all expense-paid trip to Batanes, Tokyo, Mt. Pinatubo, New Zealand, Siargao, Marinduque, Guimaras, Swiss Alps, France, Himalayas, Africa

Book-o-rama Great Reads:

Alan Lightman, Nietzsche, Freud, Jessica Hagedorn, Randy David, Conrado de Quiros, Dave Eggers, JD Salinger, Mark Haddon, Lourd de Veyra, Doug Lansky, Michael Cunningham, Frank McCourt, Harper Lee, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Ramil Gulle, Bill Watterson, Roald Dahl, Nick Joaquin, Robert Fulghum, Neil Gaiman, Citiatlas

Music-worthy Lokals:
Dicta License, Up Dharma Down, Urban Dub, Sugarfree, Cynthia Alexander, Rivermaya, Radioactive Sago Project, P.O.T., Imago, Razorback, Wolfgang, Orange and Lemons, Brownbeat All Stars, Bamboo, The Bridge, Sugar Hiccups, Sheila and the Insects, Sponge Cola, Sandwich, Sponge Cola, Session Road, Kjwan, Kapatid, Barbie’s Cradle, The Teeth, Eraserheads, HYP, Joey Ayala, Gary Granada, Brownman Revival, True Faith, Side A, Parokya ni Edgar, Freestyle, South Border, Christian Bautista, Michael Cruz, Gary V.

Music-worthy Foreign Invasions:
Smashing Pumpkins, The BEATLES, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Damien Rice, Nirvana, Moonpools and Caterpillars, Aida Broadway, Foo Fighters, Oasis, 311, Our Lady Peace, Pearl Jam, Incubus, Deftones, System of A Down, Jars of Clay, Fra Lippo Lippi, Depeche Mode, The White Stripes, Janis Joplin, Boyz II Men, Silverchair, The White Stripes, Caetano Veloso, Tracy Chapman, No Doubt, Vertical Horizon, A Perfect Circle, Snow Patrol, Ne-yo, Regina Spektor, Keane, Sarah McLachlan, Ben Folds Five, Third Eye Blind, Usher, Live, Rage Against the Machine, Cold Play, Alanis Morisette, 50 Cent, Cranberries, Jewel, Tori Amos, Staind, Blur, Stevie Wonder, At The Drive-In, Nat King Cole, Goo Goo Dolls

Movie Mania
In The Mood For Love, Big Time!, Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros, Reality Bites, Legend of 1900, Gattaca, I am David, Endo, Juno, Kite Runner, Schindler's List, , Olivier, Olivier, Fight Club, City of God, Chungking Express, Cinema Paradiso, Malena, Children of Heaven, Children of Paradise, Primal Fear, American History X, Fahrenheit 9/11, Ganito Kami Noon, Paano Kayo Ngayon, Karnal, Fallen, Catch Me If You Can, Fallen Angels, La Jette, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros, The Crime of Padre Amarro, Legend of the Falls, In America, American Beauty, Snow Falling On Cedars, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Talk To Her, The Rainmaker, Seven, Life is Beautiful, My Best Friend's Wedding, Confessions of A Dangerous Mind, How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days, Kill Bill, Godfather 1, Motorcycle Diaries, Godfather 2, Closer, Mulan, Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Others, Practical Magic, Chocolat, The Matrix 1, Shrek, Monsters, Inc., Almost Famous, The Pianist, Girl Interrupted, Lost in Translation, Cider House Rules, Devil's Advocate, Dead Man Walking, Philadelphia, Citizen Kane, Not One Less, Minority Report, Sixth Sense, Big Fish, Kill Bill 2, Godfather 3, Artificial Intelligence, Killing Me Softly, Vertical Limit, L'Appartement, Au Revoir Les Enfantes, Osama, The Adaptation, Imelda, Queen Margot, American Rhapsody, La Vida Rosa, Before Sunset, Waking Life

Go Away. Click these. But link me please:

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Icar's Bloga 
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Abby 
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High Blood Cum Laude

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Mga Memorableng Nakaraang Artikulo:



The Tale of Sweet Valley and Other Books
Being Boyfriendless at 20
Thoughts on Poverty
Death Wishes
Black Nazarene
Melanie Quotable Quotes
Quiapo
Reality Bit Me
My Metro Love Story Part 1
My Metro Love Story Part 2
Boo Boos
7 Corners Food Review
Why Blog?
Alaala
Usapang Pagkain
A Wrong God?
Murder Cases sa Planetang Dynpro
Cinema and Culture
iPod, oh iPod!
Cynic Bday Girl
Ambitions
Bus Adventure
Tanghaling Tapat
Carbon Copy
Longing and Mundane Things
The Arrogance of Figures
Burst
Bloody 50++ jesus christs
Sadness
Para sa Araw ng Kakilig-kilig
Huli sa Gabi
Laging Wala, Wala
Buhay
Mud Despondency
An Overflowing Expression Of My Love
Black Hole Fiction
MMDA Adventure
My Insensitivity Triggered by melancholic thoughts
kuyakoy
Bolinao 1
Thoughts on the recurring question...
Divisoria, Tutuban and Espanya Rock!!!
lo's death anniv and my first driver's license

 

 




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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
What if one day, I’d die? (This isn’t a sad topic and I ain’t going to kill myself anytime soon)

I just want to list down what I want to happen if ever I'd die. Since death is an often avoided topic, let me be the first 21-year old loser to list down her death plans/wish on her blog. And if one day I'd die out of cardiac arrest (because of a close encounter with my crass) or if one day I'd die out of oversleeping, you'd know where to find my death wish list.

 

First, as soon as you know that I've stopped existing into this world, you don't have to fake a tear or two. No crying please since I am no sentimentalist and I've cried most of my life. But if you can't take it any longer, just cry while you're dishwashing since liquid soap would help tranquil you.

 

Next, I want no trace of my ugly existence or follow the mysterious waxing preservation of Marcos' body. I want to be cremated as soon as possible. My hair is to be kept; my corneas to be deposited to the Eye Bank Foundation; my organs of good quality to be donated to whoever is in need; my ashes are later to be spread to the great waters of Mt. Pinatubo (so next time that it will erupt, I'm all over the country!).

 

My best material treasures like my TV, laptop, clothes, CDs, radio, beads, books, shoes or whatever saleable items you can find in my 2 bedrooms should be sold and all proceeds should be distributed to the Ifugao and Batanes people. No trace of me should be left behind except for my best pictures and my blue diary when I was in grade school. Letters and compositions inside my baul shouldn't be read by anyone. It should be preserved and should only be read by the next generations-- my future grandchildren (or grandchildren of my siblings).

 

Bad memories of me should also be discarded immediately. My collection of forgettable books like Sweet Valley and BSC should be distributed to the Balara kids. Nonetheless, "The woman who was still single 'til the day she died" should be remembered.

 

My obituary should only be printed in Philippine Daily Inquirer… and it should be as tiny as possible. It should pronounce the following, "Jas-mine Ber-nadette Ja-mir Pe-rez happily died at the age of xx. She wanted to see you but she's dead now so don't even bother sending flowers or mass cards for those cannot be transcended to the other world of life. Better luck next time dude! But if you really insist on giving money to her beloved ones, give your cash donations to Gawad Kalinga. Ayuz!"

 

And of course, since I've loved most of my life, kindly tell my parents, 3 siblings, friends, relatives and crasses that I've loved them all of my life and I've hoped that I've shown it to them while I was living. Tell them to take care of themselves because *sigh* this great fellow have already departed this lovely world.

 

That's it. That's a deal folks!

 

Knock on narra that nothing terrible would happen.


Posted at 11/30/2005 9:53:37 pm by jazzthoughts

Jaja
December 2, 2005   05:32 PM PST
 
HAHAHHAHAHA... may rason naman pala kung bakit u prefer to be cremated... it's not weird noh.. it's just scary... :)

uwi na ako uwi na ako. a few more days and hello manila na!!!!!!!! oiii... jazzieeee... contact michelly busshelly!!! :) para masaya!!!
AKsenchur
December 2, 2005   01:18 PM PST
 
This is one of the best entries... When I was in highschool, my CL teacher would allot an hour or two for the 'happy death' activity. It was creepy but it helped me prepare for kamatayan... hohoho
jazz
December 2, 2005   11:32 AM PST
 
HEHEHE... weirdo ba jajaaaa?

ayoko talaga ng hindi icremate, baka buhay pa kase ako tas nasa coffin ako di ako makalabas :)

umuwi ka na jajaaaaa!!!!
Jaja
December 1, 2005   10:53 PM PST
 
Ikaw tlga Jazzie.... Paskong-Pasko eh... :p Alright. Ngayon ko lang nalaman na tlgang matulungin ka... AT tlga?? gusto mo icrimate?!?! Naiksss... nakakatakot... pati ung pagdonate ng organs... nakakatakot!!! Ayoko! hahahahahah... :p
 

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